- People misapplied the old “If you lose control of your car, you should steer in the same direction that you’re skidding” advice.
- Diebold pulled it off.
- Hollywood was right.
- We’re a nation of idiots.
One last theory here from the “heart of America”: people snort crystal meth out here like you wouldn’t believe. Maybe the long-term effects have addled their brains.