Some time around the start of the new year, this blog will be remade as semi-pseudonymous. I had been planning on doing this for some time now, even before the discussion in the previous two entries.

There are just some cans of worms that need opening.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey.
The second time I lose I drink gin.
The third time I lose I’ll drink anything
‘Cause I think I’m gonna win
—Gram Parsons, “Ooh, Las Vegas”

Then again, maybe those cans have whupass in them. I can’t tell from the outside.

And there’s only one way to find out