possible explanations

  1. People misapplied the old “If you lose control of your car, you should steer in the same direction that you’re skidding” advice.
  2. Diebold pulled it off.
  3. Hollywood was right.
  4. We’re a nation of idiots.

One last theory here from the “heart of America”: people snort crystal meth out here like you wouldn’t believe. Maybe the long-term effects have addled their brains.

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