Morons. Remember folks, nothing you do is important unless you can keep someone else from doing it. You remember that rule from when you were a toddler and some other toddler wanted to play with a toy you were no longer interested in, right?
Oh, wait. I’m supposed to be respectful of this “moral values” crowd, aren’t I? Let’s see. Respectful…respectful…
Well, I certainly loved their work on evolution, and I look forward to the return of laws against miscegenation. And those meth labs? Love ’em!
Today’s musical accompaniment. (MP3, 7.2MB)
Ah, the recursion of history. Too bad the narrow-minded Kansasians didn’t pass this last year, for it would have fallen on the sesquicentennial of this salient moment in history.