i knew this would happen

Morons. Remember folks, nothing you do is important unless you can keep someone else from doing it. You remember that rule from when you were a toddler and some other toddler wanted to play with a toy you were no longer interested in, right?

Oh, wait. I’m supposed to be respectful of this “moral values” crowd, aren’t I? Let’s see. Respectful…respectful…

Well, I certainly loved their work on evolution, and I look forward to the return of laws against miscegenation. And those meth labs? Love ’em!

Today’s musical accompaniment. (MP3, 7.2MB)

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