Yesterday we all took turns having our picture taken with the rainbow flag. I decided to get cute. It went a little something like this:

Me, adjusting flag: Hey, I know! How about this?
Female student: That’s hot!…You should take your shirt off.
Me, glancing at the vice chancellor standing 20 feet away: I don’t…think…That’s…uh…not…
Camera: click!
Me, blushing: Okaywho’snext?