…George Williams is not Keith Richards, according to sources close to the professor / amateur-musician / former-hack-music journalist. These sources assert that several key pieces of evidence support this claim.
|Born in the ’60s||Born in the ’40s|
|Hones his guitar playing skills by listening to Rolling Stones CDs while working out on an elliptical trainer.||Honed his guitar playing skills by playing Rolling Stones songs after shooting heroin and drinking massive quantities of whiskey.|
|Says “ow” a lot when trying to learn the surprisingly difficult guitar parts to “Beast of Burden”||Not known to say “ow.”|
|Has taught graduate seminar on print culture and literature in eighteenth-century Britain.||Data unavailable.|